The British Club Worldwide

All Things British For Brits Everywhere

 

 

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Our Mission In Life

We are Brits, Britons, British Expatriates and Anglophiles.   

Those "Devious Anglais" say the French.  Pommies, Limeys, Tommies!   "Savages" said Julius Caesar.  "Non-Believers " said Pope Clement VII in 1533.   Cavaliers, Roundheads, Redcoats! "Tyrants" said Ghandi.  "Chickens" said Hitler.  "Infidels" say the Muslims. 

We've been around a long long time. We're actually very nice people.

We come from a country with a much loved Queen, separated from Europe by only 22 miles. A small sea channel often exposed to frightful weather, but which in history has saved us from invasion for over a thousand years. Thanks to earlier generations, we Britons now live just about everywhere on this big blue, white and brown ball floating slowly in space. And one day I have no doubt we'll live out there too.

Nobody is trying to sell you anything in The British Club Worldwide. We have no commercials on our sites. None of those banner ads, cookies or infuriating pop up things. Nobody is copying your email address or asking you to transfer millions of dollars from Nigeria. 

We are simply a great online social club of good friends with common interests. English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, Australians, Canadians, Americans, New Zealanders, South Africans, Caribbeans, and lots of other nice sensible people in this half crazy world. Join us and straight away you have friends in 78 countries.

Whether it is to inform you, entertain you, help you find contacts, save you money, stay in touch with home, amuse you or even sometimes make you cry -  you can always find what you need in The British Club Worldwide. At the click of a mouse (batteries not included.)

With Best Regards to one and all

Arnold Parkinson

Ex Mancunian who left the mother country in 1965. Now living in USA.

 

 

 

Extremely expensive (but FREE) moving thingie

 

Extremely persuasive British dog

Please help feed me

 

 

 

Like painting the Firth of Forth bridge, our work is never done

 

Club Features Include

Click on each to see examples

  • Brits and Pieces - our twice weekly newsletter aiming to inform, amuse, entertain and above all seek the truth behind the headlines.

  • Brits and Marmalade - our monthly online magazine full of cartoons, jokes, photos and articles bound to please and make you smile.

  • Links to thousands of British related websites, cities and towns both in UK and Commonwealth countries, pubs and food stores worldwide, sports, economics, job hunting, emigration and many many more. We're always updating too!

  • Free Gifts - Join the club and we offer you our book of British Musical Hall Songs or British Recipes - to your choice.

Now in our 13th year - Please Join Us  :-)

Click on Membership Application below. Fill in the form details and press the Submit button and we'll get back to you promptly.  Thanks!  :-)

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Some of our Club Members

                          

Miss Marples & Tootsie    Dolores McBride & Herbert Mark Downtrodden & Bozo

                        

     Alf Jones & Whippit        Penny Twinkle & Scrumptious Basher Scroggins & Killer

    

 

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