Good Morning Lovely Day  

Birds are singing.Cows mooing.

Thank the Lord that cows don't fly.....  

Oops - looks like  Robin is attacking the Sheriff again

Our Mission In Life

We are Brits, Britons, British Expatriates and Anglophiles.   Some 60 million of us in Good Old Blighty. 50 million or so Expatriates living in just about every country in the world.

Those "Devious Anglais" say the French.  Pommies, Limeys, Tommies!   "Savages" said Julius Caesar.  "Non-Believers " said Pope Clement VII in 1533.   Cavaliers, Roundheads, Redcoats! "Tyrants" said Ghandi.  "Chickens" said Hitler.  "Infidels" say the Muslims. 

We've been around a long long time. We're actually very nice people.

We come from a country with a much loved Queen, separated from Europe by only 22 miles. A small sea channel often exposed to frightful weather, but which in history has saved us from invasion for over a thousand years. Thanks to earlier generations, we Britons now live just about everywhere on this big blue, white and brown ball floating slowly in space. And one day I have no doubt we'll live out there too.

Nobody is trying to sell you anything in The British Club Worldwide. We have no commercials on our sites. None of those banner ads, cookies or infuriating pop up things. Nobody is copying your email address or asking you to transfer millions of dollars from Nigeria. 

We are simply a great online social club of good friends with common interests. English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, Australians, Canadians, Americans, New Zealanders, South Africans, Caribbeans, and lots of other nice sensible people in this half crazy world. Join us and straight away you have friends in 78 countries.

Whether it is to inform you, entertain you, help you find contacts, save you money, stay in touch with home, amuse you or even sometimes make you cry -  you can always find what you need in The British Club Worldwide. 

At the click of a mouse (batteries not included.)

With Best Regards to one and all and hope to welcome you aboard soon.

Arnold Parkinson

Ex Mancunian who left the mother country in 1965. Now living and cruising the ICW on my boat on the East Coast, USA.  Like on the Norfolk Broads - but unfortunately without the pubs.  :-)

  Read my Bio 

Club Features Include

Click on each to see examples

• Brits and Pieces - our twice weekly newsletter aiming to inform, amuse, entertain and above all seek the truth behind the headlines.

• Brits and Marmalade - our monthly online magazine full of cartoons, jokes, photos and articles bound to please and make you smile.

• Links to thousands of British related websites, cities and towns both in UK and Commonwealth countries, pubs and food stores worldwide, sports, economics, job hunting, emigration and many many more. We're always updating too!

• Free Gifts - Join the club and we offer you our books of British Musical Hall Songs or British Recipes - to your choice.

Now in our 13th year

All our services and features costs only US$39 a year - less than 11 cents a day!

Please Join Us Now

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Click on Membership Application below. Fill in the form details and press the Submit button and we'll get back to you promptly.  Thanks!  :-)