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Lovely Day.....  

Birds are singing. Cows mooing.

Thank the Lord that cows don't fly.....

 

Oops - looks like  Robin is attacking the Sheriff again

   The British Club Worldwide

All Things British For Brits Everywhere

WANTED

Dead or Alive

Robin Hood

(Insurgent)

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Our Mission in Life

We are Brits, Britons, British.  Those "Devious English" say the French. Pommies, Limeys, Tommies. "Savages" said Julius Caesar. "Non-Believers " said Pope Clement VII in 1533. Cavaliers, Roundheads, Redcoats. "Tyrants" said Ghandi. "Chickens" said Hitler. "Infidels" say the Muslims.  We've been around a long time.........

We come from a small country separated from Europe by only 22 miles. A small but crucial sea channel often exposed to frightful weather which has saved us from invasion in over a thousand years. We are English, Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish, and we now live everywhere on this blue and brown ball floating slowly in space.

We are proud of our British origins and of our predecessors who have contributed so much to modern civilisation. We were at one time ruled by a series of divine right monarchs, some good and some bad. Our castles and country estates bear witness to feudal ages, our cities to the Industrial Revolution which changed the world. 

Our history shows a gradual transfer of power from kings and queens and oppressive clerics, to the people. Secular if untidy democracy hard won in battle and in protest. It is why so many of us have sailed the seas to find a better future - and why so many nations today, the more successful nations, have adopted our English language, our arts, our literature, our political and social systems, our values. We are quiet but determined, wise but modest, often set in our traditional ways but tolerant of others. Above all we are proud of our British sense of humour - which helps a lot to offset the rigours of daily life. We like to prod the pompous in the belly and simply ignore the extreme.

We are British of the bowler hat, the umbrella, the tossing of the caber, the plastic macintosh, the coal miners helmet, the fish and chips, the four day cricket match, the speakers corner, the double decker bus, the bicycle made for two, the pubs, the barristers funny wig, the pantomime, the country fair, the pier, the town hall dance, the rugby club, the birdwatchers, the London taxi, the whiskey - no ice, and the overall belief that no matter how bad things are, they can always be solved by a good cup of tea, stirred but certainly not shaken.

Nobody is trying to sell you anything in The British Club Worldwide. We have no commercials on our sites. None of those banner ads or infuriating pop up things. Nobody is copying your email address or asking you to transfer millions of dollars to Nigeria. 

We are just a great online club of good friends - English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, Australians, Canadians, Americans, New Zealanders, South Africans, Caribbeans, and lots of other nice people in this world.

Now in our eighth year, we are a happy and steadily growing band of Brits, Brit Expats and Anglophiles living all over the world - behind trees, under rocks, on the beach, everywhere - in 78 countries at last count. You can get an idea of some our services and facilities below.

Whether it is to inform you, entertain you, help you find friends, stay in touch with home, amuse you or make you cry - no matter where you live or what you do -  you can always find what you need in The British Club Worldwide. 

At the click of a mouse (batteries not included.)

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Tis I - Count Albert Sedgewick 

World Famous Hypnotist from Clapham Junction

Watch my teeth chatter 

Relax.................              You are becoming drowsy.......            You are feeling very drowsy indeed......              You are feeling terribly drowsy.........                   You are falling asleep                  When I say  "Antidisestablishmentarianism"  You will have the strong desire to join our club. .....             Antidisestablishmentarianismismismismismismism    err   ism..........          Click on Membership Application               NOW                                                   

                                  Please check out our services and features on the following sample pages.

British and Worldwide Links

Sample Page

  Click here to review our Members Only Home Page and see a sample of the 10,000 plus links to British, British Commonwealth and World Sites.  We have special interest sites too - a comprehensive People Finder and Genealogy Section. A Personal Investment section and English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, Canadian, Australian, African and Caribbean sites as well as lots of British Humour. Simply put - we provide immediate access to virtually any subject of interest to you.  A sort of mini online Encyclopedia Brittanica at your 24 hour disposal...
Where are they now?

People Search

FREE

AND we have thousands of members all over the world - and counting. We can find old or new friends for you - wherever you live, or with whatever common interests. Want help in relocating or emigrating - we've got it!   Want to contact that old school mate or your long lorst Uncle Fred? We can find 'em!  Looking for romance - we can perhaps help there too! 
World Shopping Mall

FREE

We offer links to over 3000 world suppliers

Everything from Marmite to Argyle Sweaters or the latest British Comedy Videos.  Foods, Gifts, Artwork, Professional Services -  all at special discounted prices. Save money and spoil yourself - what else is important! 

Links

FREE

AND we also offer hundreds of links to other British Expat sites, Message Boards, Personals, Free Classified Ads, "Let's Get Together" Guestbooks,  Forums,  World Opinions, real time Stock Market trends worldwide and much much more...... 

  Brits & Marmalade

 

Our famous online magazine 

Published Twice A Month

FREE!

 

 

 

Newsletter

Click here to see our twice monthly award winning magazine

Brits & Marmalade - full of up to date news, trends, and lots of British humour, cartoons, member photos and jokes.  Politically incorrect it may be  - but bound to inform, amuse, entertain and above all - to seek the truth.

 

Our esteemed Magazine Editor at work

Viewer discretion is to be recommended - jolly good show

Brits & Pieces 

Our popular online current events newsletter

Sent out

Twice A Week

FREE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Click here to see a couple of examples of Brits & Pieces

Our TWICE WEEKLY current events newsletter about things going on all over the world - many pieces submitted by club members.  We often get the news BEFORE the BBC - and the straight stuff too! 

You're never out of touch with The British Club Worldwide

Our intrepid but poorly paid

Investigative Reporters out in the field

 

FREE Gifts!!!!! AND if your cup still doth not runneth over - when you join for a year you will also receive a book of  British Music Hall Songs or British Recipes - COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!  We write 'em - you sing 'em. Or eat 'em as the case may be......

What others say

There's no other word for it - Brilliant! - Barry Kelly, Washington DC        Couldn't do without my Brits & Marmalade - Pat Coultas, UK           'Ome Sweet 'Ome - Arthur Wall, NSW Australia          For me and my army mates, keep up the good work! - Terry Lowndes, Florida         Hello you bloody Brits - Franki McCormick, Seattle           In a world of turmoil, sanity at last! - Veronica Hundley, Portugal           Love the saucy jokes - Jo Kiernan, Virginia           Wales Forever - Amanda Isaacs, Penycae Wales              How do you do it! - Tom October, Cumbria UK         Thanks for your help to all  Zimbabweans - Elaine Pratt              A lighthouse in the darkness - Bill McCoy, Vancouver BC          I LOVE TBCW - Pearl Smith, Jamaica            The best Brit site on the web - Period! - Joan Clyne, Santa Maria California             It's good to laugh - God knows we need it - Martin Heddington, South Africa         Thanks to you I found my father! - Joanne Lyttleton, Singapore              Never thought it possible, but keep up the good work! - Ronald Pearsall, UK            I'm American but love those Brits! - Georgia Freshwater, Oregon            Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie! - Lorraine Harrington, Brisbane  

Takes me back to dear old Blighty - Tom Thubron,  Perth Australia         Thanks for the Music Hall Songs - David Michaels, New York City          Yorkshire Forever - Donald Toothill, Sheffield           Love those newsy ezines - keep 'em up - Florence Miller, Amarillo Texas            As an ex Rhodie - Wonderful! - Helen Duggan, Florida             Thanks to you I found my father's details - Judy Wesson, Toronto       Hope you win the UK Lotto - Mark O'Meara, Dublin            I use the jokes sometimes in my sermons! - Rev Pat Genereux, Iowa          Find your sites very useful to our Board - Richard Taylor Young, Devon            Brits & Marmalade - wonderful! - Sheila Breslin, Oklahoma City            Hello to all my Brit friends - Stella Goldsmith, NSW, Australia          Greetings from Winnipeg - George Taylor            My fourth year! - Judy Larkin, Tea & Tarts Club              

The British Club Worldwide

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Hah Ha - Tis I again - Count Albert Sedgewick

World Famous Hypnotist from Clapham Junction

Since you did not fully fall asleep last time, we shall try again

Watch my balls swinging

Relax...................              You are becoming drowsy.......            You are feeling very drowsy indeed......              You are feeling terribly drowsy.........                   You are falling asleep                  When I say  "Antidisestablishmentarianism"  You will have the strong desire to join our club. .....             Antidisestablishmentarianismismismismismismism    err   ism..........          Click on Membership Application               NOW                                                   

 

Some of our illustrious Members and their Dogs

                          

Miss Marples & Tootsie    Dolores McBride & Herbert Mark Downtrodden & Bozo

                        

     Alf Jones & Whippit        Penny Twinkle & Scrumptious Basher Scroggins & Killer

 

Great Scott Caruthers!    Look at this!   Egad!    Forsooth! 

 Just a few of our British Links.......

We offer literally thousands of British and Commonwealth "Click & Go" links - which we are constantly upgrading.

Related Sites - People Finders, Message Boards and Forums.

Our twice monthly magazine Brits & Marmalade. 

Brits & Pieces newsletter twice a week.

Personal and Business Finance, Home Swopping, and Travel Discounts

350 Categories - British Humour, British Videos, British Commonwealth, World Shopping Mall, Virtual Britain, British Royalty, British Travel, British Humour and much much more....

Politically Incorrect Bottom

Upstairs and Downstairs Bottom

Politically Correct Bottom

Come to sunny Wigan Pier

 

UK Lotto

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie

Oh Canada

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